Dear Wowhead,
I am yet another addict, seeking your help - for the sake of both me and my beautiful wife, Elaine. I am a huge fan of your "Dear Wowhead" section, and have recently gathered my courage to write to you, seeing that you have already helped people like me -
Black Rosee and
Feling, being two examples.
It is more than embarrassing to say, but I am addicted to...cheese.
Yes, cheese, is that a problem?!
...I am sorry for my temper, but it took me almost quarter of an hour to compose this part of the letter, and that has been a painful cheese-less quarter of an hour. As I was, saying, I am addicted to cheese.
다르나서스 블루 치즈,
달라란의 톡쏘는 치즈,
양념한 양파 치즈,
드워프의 부드러운 치즈,
스톰윈드 브리 치즈,
숙성된 고급 체더 치즈,
알터랙 스위스 치즈, and even the exotic alien
톡쏘는 가라다르 치즈, which I hear is made in the very homeland of the orcs! And with the recent activity in Northrend and Lucian's (my son) extremely successful business in Dalaran (although I hear people are stealing his wine and cheese...), I have been exposed to even more kinds of cheese -
시큼한 염소 치즈,
짜고 단단한 치즈, and the illegally tasty
숙성된 달라란 치즈! Light, I'd swim in the Molten Core and take showers in Wintergrasp just for a tiny bit of Dalaran Sharp, aged to perfection...
Ahem...you see what my problem is. I used to be the head of Stormwind's assassin's guild, rogue guild, SI:7, secret police and spy network. I was the man everybody would tremble before when hearing his name...that is, if I wasn't so subtle that they didn't know that my name was associated with all those things. But I am going off on tangents again! See what cheese has done to me? See?!
This is my story, Wowhead. I really hope you can cure me and my wife from this nightmare. It has consumed my life - it started off as a mild passion, and then... I became
this! Even as I write those last words, I can smell the sweet aroma of cheese from the kitchen. I am sorry, I can no longer control myself, I need to go there
now!
Thanks in advance.
E. Trias